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Things I Know to be True

  • The Littlest Dick
  • Feb 12, 2021
  • 1 min read

  • All white girls with dreads are blonde

  • Caitlyn Jenner is Lana Del Rey in 20 years. 10 if Lana does so much coke she needs to get her septum reconstructed.

  • Talking someone through swallowing the viscous, seedy part of Kombucha could be recorded and made into a beginner’s guide to blowjobs

  • “Astroturf is just a wig for lawns”

  • Everything is just something else in a wig.

 
 
 

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