(Caillie) Dick Jokes

By the 50th time I had tried to give my blog some attention, like any other absentee parent attempting to do the bare minimum, I decided...

First off, calm the fuck down. I'm not suicidal, I'm just taking precautions to ensure my life isn't commemorated with some weak-ass...

Dear Santa Cruz, Oh, Cruz. You’re that one really hot hippie bitch that everyone knows. You’re beautiful. You smell like lavender and...