(Caillie) Dick Jokes

I realized the other day that the only word my phone suggests after “hardcore” is “unemployed”. It’s so nice that my phone is learning...

This began because I had wanted to stay awake. I was on a short flight from New York to Chicago, so I decided to down 2 cokes, thinking...

Dear Davis California/ the surrounding area, You’re gross. You’re hot. I don’t like you. You apparently have a weirdly active Aryan...