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My Phone is a Piece of Shit
This began because I had wanted to stay awake. I was on a short flight from New York to Chicago, so I decided to down 2 cokes, thinking...
The Littlest Dick
Feb 12, 2021
Davis, California
Dear Davis California/ the surrounding area, You’re gross. You’re hot. I don’t like you. You apparently have a weirdly active Aryan...
The Littlest Dick
Feb 12, 2021
No One is Special and Everyone Sucks
Hating on millenials has become a favorite American pastime, like watching football, or contracting type 2 diabetes. A lot of the shade...
The Littlest Dick
Feb 12, 2021
Herpes Tinderalis
I’ve had Tinder for about a week, and it is undoubtedly the funniest thing I have ever experienced on a phone. Opening it is like opening...
The Littlest Dick
Feb 12, 2021

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